Professional Ultimate Frisbee Team

The Green Monsters are a professional ultimate frisbee team based in Ralston, Vermont. They play in the Eastern Frisbee League, a coalition of the titular sport that consists of teams from Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, Maine, Rhode Island, Quebec, and New Brunswick. Of the thirteen teams in the league, the Green Monsters have the most yearly championships with seven.

For the longest time, Ralston didn’t have any professional sports teams. However, a ten-question survey asked Ralston residents which type of sports franchise would be the most likely to call the island city its home. An ultimate frisbee team won the poll, beating out ideas such as a roller derby squad and minor league soccer teams, which led to the establishment of the Eastern Frisbee Collision in the first place, the Green Monsters being the first of the Original Six teams. The team gets its name from a combination of its “Green Island” nickname and the legend of the monster that occupies the waters of the surrounding Lake Champlain.

The Green Monsters play at the Ralston Country Club field, located in ward 1 of the island. Their shirt and shorts uniforms are mostly green with orange, light blue, and white stripes scattered throughout. Their mascot is the Green Monster himself, Rallo. Many Ralston residents consider their ultimate frisbee team to be one of the most unifying parts of the island and love packing the country club to cheer for them every single game.

Ralston Public Dock

The Ralston Public Dock is located along the northern coastline of the island, in Ward 3. It is a wooden dock, maintained by a singular carpenter contracted by the local government to watch over it. The dock has enough space for a half dozen canoes and kayaks. This equipment is free to rent, if you’re willing to go through a small amount of training by the carpenter who takes care of the place.

Ralph Isherman is the sole custodian of the dock. In a new initiative by the government to try and create public works and attract more people to the island, he was hired to build and maintain this dock. He was also given a small parcel of land to build a house upon, and he receives a monthly government stipend to both maintain his property and the dock. He has built a small shack where you can find him most days. He does a lot of moving work pro-bono, so he can also be found helping people move or set up for public events. If he’s not anywhere on the island, he’s probably on the lake, fishing. Nearly inseparable from his side is his dog, Balthazar.

He makes pretty tasty fish dishes, so if you ever end up having dinner at his shack, you’re in for a treat.

The ‘Hideout’

The ‘Hideout’ as referred to by the senior class of Ralston Highschool is a collection of treehouses found in the woods of Ward 2. It is unknown just how long these treehouses have been around but it is passed down from Graduating Senior class to Rising Senior class every summer. Due to this, the Hideout has become a living part of the history of Ralston as students leave their mark on the space: some with words or initials etched into the wood of the treehouse, others draw on the interior walls, and more leave small things behind (a battery powered lamp for late nights, a really comfortable bean bag chair Jerry always sleeps on, a bookcase where yearbooks are often placed by the departing class). This area is seen as sacred to the students of Ralston as it is a relic passed down through generations. Some of the graduated students that still live in the city help current students with the Hideout’s upkeep, as well as keeping an eye on it to make sure no one disrespects the space. It is not uncommon that only a small group in the senior class actually know where the treehouses are in order to keep them well maintained, though it is a trend that has only begun in recent years after a Senior in 2020 tried to light the treehouses on fire out of pure boredom. Thankfully only one of the houses suffered damage and it was only to a ramp leading up inside and was quickly replaced.  

The Hideout is a spot most people in town remember fondly from their senior year, a small hideaway amidst all the stress and pressure about graduating and going to college. The parents of rising seniors are happy that their child has somewhere safe to go when they need a break instead of ending up in the worse parts of town.

Ralston Technical College

The opening for a new vocational school, Ralston Technical College, is being discussed amongst the community. While some want a trade school closer to the island rather than going out for their education, others see a lack of the need for one. Yet, with Ralston Technical College, or RTC, many different skills from welding to cosmetology can be taught and learned to many people alike. It can bring the people from Ralston and people outside the island together. It can also bring a sense of togetherness and build a culture specific for RTC students to gather and meet others with similar aspirations and interests. Others say that with the small number of Ralston students and others looking for trade schools within the area, the need for a vocational school within the area is pointless. Together, some community members are creating a petition to garner interest for the project and hopefully in the near future, we will teach the new generations helpful trades that will aid both Ralston but other communities in the future.

Earth Day

Ralston celebrated Earth Day yesterday, this marks the 53rd annual Earth
Day celebration in Ralston. The festivities focused mainly around city hall park with hundreds of attendees. Parents, children, and families flocked to participate in trash cleanup efforts and arts and crafts projects using recycled materials.

Later substantially fewer families and childrens, but still a substantial number of people stuck around to listen to the mayor’s address regarding the new energy proposals they had and would work on in the coming year. Across the island/city people were celebrating in their own ways, there were a number of neighborhood “trash walks” and the various parks and natural areas saw more admittance and attendance than ever before breaking last year’s records. This event, this day has shown the commitment of the community to the betterment and benefit of the earth.

The Ralston Waste Disposal Agency has informed us of some statistics regarding the cleanup effort of Ralston’s citizens. The RWDA says that the beach cleanup committee cleaned up an impressive 543 pounds of trash from Ralston’s beaches. The RWDA also mentioned another 467 pounds of garbage from the neighborhood cleanup effort. One manager at RWDA jokingly stated, “We’d actually like you to consider cleaning up less next year, hehehe, we can’t handle all this crap at once.” The positive spin on this is to make a resolution to stay cleaner overall to reduce the workload on the good men and women of the waste disposal industry.

School Recess Rewarding!

The Ralston’s middle and high school students have been enjoying the new basketball court/soccer court. They have been able to have recess during breakfast and lunch, get their energy out, and have a break from just sitting for hours in their classes. The students are making friends with different people in other classes and grades and can show leadership when playing sports. We also have sports clubs now and it is not competitive but students who are interested in joining the club are having a great time learning how to play the sport after school. Parents have noticed that their children are coming home happy and get excited to tell them about their day. Overall all the students are happy with the place to have recess and get excited when it’s almost time for lunch.

Weekend Art Workshops

Dear Mayor,

Thank you for inviting me into the Ralston community, I am super excited to contribute. What the Ralston citizens need is socialization with other members of the community and the perfect way to install this idea would be weekly weekend art sessions. These sessions would be taught outside in a public space by other local artists including myself. The event would be for all ages and donations for the local artists would be optional. The artists teaching that day would also have the opportunity to display their pieces while the session is in place. This would be a great opportunity for the artists to gain more exposure and the events would greatly help small businesses that are located near the event.

The main obstacles are funding and supplies. Unless local places in the area wanted to donate supplies like foldable tables and chairs, there needs to be funding for the art supplies, furniture, and paying the artists for their time. Artists within the community are targeted most with this proposal as well as families with children.

Lakeside Park

The new Ralston Lakeside Park is a shining gem on Ralston Department of Parks and Recreation’s Crown. The Mayor cut the ribbon, officially opening the park on August 15, 2025. Just recently, a Trunk or Treat Event was held there by the local elementary school. Some Ralstonians are missing the larger golf course, but the majority agree that this is a much better use of space. The whole town is excited for the possibilities this waterside park presents for the summer time. The area is still being assessed to see where public swimming holes can be designated. Other activities Ralstonians can look forward to being available in the park are are canoeing, frisbee golf, and going down slides. Safe to say, the council made the right choice in eliminating 2/3s of the golf course. The bird population in Ralston is returning to a healthy level ever since such a big area of natural habitat was recovered.

Basketball Court

The above ground basketball court in Ralston is one of the greatest ideas for this town that this community has ever come up with. It is a basketball court on top of the school that students use during recess and physical education class. There is of course a fence around it so the children can’t fall off the roof and there must always be an adult up there to monitor the students. This basketball court has helped extremely energetic students get their energy out so that they can focus in class. This makes it much easier for teachers to keep the kids’ attention in a world where social media is destroying our ability to stay focused.

It is worth mentioning that the court has also had the opposite effect on kids. Some children still have the energy from playing when they come back to the classroom. They behave even more out of control than before. Some students are also more exhausted when they come back to class. But this is only 20% of the students. The majority have no problems with the basketball court.

Ralston Bakery — Ward 3

Ralston’s Bakery now serves as a hotspot for new connections. If you want to meet the local residents, they’ll likely be hanging out there from the mornings until the early afternoon. Mostly people will be working, as the bakery is a place where residents might go to do their work instead of doing it at home. Others, however, will be chatting with locals about current news, interests, drama, you name it. Enjoy yourself while you’re there and pick some pastries up to eat. Maybe talk with some locals as well, as they’re plenty friendly to people who aren’t caught up to speed. Here’s a clip of what it’ll usually sound like.